From David Fink @ The Acorn Theatre

Many of you think Don creates art out of respect to the audience. OK, well maybe none of you think that. Anyway, the last time Don appeared at the Acorn Theater, he told me that his goal on stage was to make me laugh. Some wish to enlighten or impress an appreciative audience...not Don. He just wants to make me laugh. Not an easy task as I often say something is funny but rarely actually laugh at it. Well, watching Don portray a very virginal girl on stage was one of the funniest things I can remember. I think everyone reading this should ask Don to create a young virgin for their amusement. It is better if there is a horny guy hitting on him. Trust me on this one.