From The Devilvet

Don Hall and I were both spawned from the same big black vagina last fall at Didier Farms. Like Romulus and Remus, we then crawled our way over like pink marsupial embryos to our mother's sack of pumpkin apple slushee cider. I will always think of that day as his true birthday. Still, I wish him all the best on this his more "conventional" birthday